Lumpy Nippleskin, a love story
*Warning, this here is some messed up shit!!!
A long long time ago, there was a boy named lumpy. Oh, how Lumpy loved to play and dance and sing and be gay (happy you sods). Lumpy was smart too. Yes, he was quite the clever one.
One day, Lumpy strolled through some woods and happened upon a group of Oopsicles. They were all crying and couldn't be calmed by his gentle voice. So, clever Lumpy decided to sing them a very gay song. Slowly, they all began to turn gay themselves. The joy could be felt all around the wooded areas and even the woodland creatures began to show signs of their gayity. Soon, the group pf Oopsicles were sll calm and ready to tell Lumpy their sorrows.
Apparently, the Evil Poopsicle clan had taken young princess Oopsicle into their underground Evil Poopsicle fortress mini-van. There they were to violate her very young and virgin Oopsicle lips and every other sweet Oopsicle orifice with their very hard and quite evil Evil Poopsicle sticks. This happened last Tuesday and the worlds of grief were spit forward by Oopsicle Grand Masters Pepe and Carlos.
"I will save the princess," said Lumpy all gay. I will save her and have right back here today.
Lumpy Nippleskin took off in a haze of gay light like a rather quite charming yet horseless gay knight. He ran up and down hills, and swam over a lake, then he jumped over a mountain...of ants on parade. It didn't take long, just a moment or two before he picked up the scent of Evil Poopsicle poo. He rushed in head with a whio in his hand to the passage leading to the underground Evil Poopsicle fortress mini-van.
He found the van a rocking with Evil Poopsicle men abound, and with a thud he was hit and his face struck the ground. He awoke with a blinding pain in his ass and a the sounds of Evil Poopsicles just having a blast. He was tied with his whip and been gagged in his mouth and also been forced into an anal up crouch. He thought and he thought of just what he should do then he realized the gag was a gag made of Evil Poopsicle poo. He bit it and swallowed and bit down again as he turned into an Evil Poopsicle man. He slipped out of his bonds and searched for a sword, then he dispatched countless Evil Poopsicles with discord. As he cleaved and he hacked, he slashed and he wacked every Evil Poopsicle Clan Man in the pack.
When all was done and all settled Lumpy spit out the shit, and he rubbed his sore ass as he heard a, "psst...psst." It was the Oopsicle Princess all covered in poo and she wimpered seductively, "Hey, I haven't had you." Lumpy's Evil Poopsicle stick reacted and what a delight, but Lumpy was still Lumpy and could not bear the sight. He huffed and he puffed and and they mingled all night.
In the morning, poor Lumpy was tired as hell and reverted back into his old body as well. The princess, she noticed and a sweet song she sung, titled, "By the Gods you are hung!!!" He quicly covered himself and pulled up his trousers, the last thing poor Lumpy wanted to do was arouse her. He explained had come to her rescue and said that, "the other Oopsicles solemly miss you!" Yet she ripped off his pants and they started to dance, as they smoked smelly poo weed and watched green lava lamps. It took a few days and gay songs to boot for the princess to let Lumpy put back on his suit.
He returned her right back to her Oopsicle lair, and she gave him a medal saying "Switch Hitting Player." They hugged and they kissed and they danced two days more, then Lumpy popped the question and the princess was floored. Yet, she spoke; "Now listen you stunning hero and lover. I could never marry to you nor another. Don't you see? Your daddy, Floyd Nippleskin...is my Brother."
The End
A long long time ago, there was a boy named lumpy. Oh, how Lumpy loved to play and dance and sing and be gay (happy you sods). Lumpy was smart too. Yes, he was quite the clever one.
One day, Lumpy strolled through some woods and happened upon a group of Oopsicles. They were all crying and couldn't be calmed by his gentle voice. So, clever Lumpy decided to sing them a very gay song. Slowly, they all began to turn gay themselves. The joy could be felt all around the wooded areas and even the woodland creatures began to show signs of their gayity. Soon, the group pf Oopsicles were sll calm and ready to tell Lumpy their sorrows.
Apparently, the Evil Poopsicle clan had taken young princess Oopsicle into their underground Evil Poopsicle fortress mini-van. There they were to violate her very young and virgin Oopsicle lips and every other sweet Oopsicle orifice with their very hard and quite evil Evil Poopsicle sticks. This happened last Tuesday and the worlds of grief were spit forward by Oopsicle Grand Masters Pepe and Carlos.
"I will save the princess," said Lumpy all gay. I will save her and have right back here today.
Lumpy Nippleskin took off in a haze of gay light like a rather quite charming yet horseless gay knight. He ran up and down hills, and swam over a lake, then he jumped over a mountain...of ants on parade. It didn't take long, just a moment or two before he picked up the scent of Evil Poopsicle poo. He rushed in head with a whio in his hand to the passage leading to the underground Evil Poopsicle fortress mini-van.
He found the van a rocking with Evil Poopsicle men abound, and with a thud he was hit and his face struck the ground. He awoke with a blinding pain in his ass and a the sounds of Evil Poopsicles just having a blast. He was tied with his whip and been gagged in his mouth and also been forced into an anal up crouch. He thought and he thought of just what he should do then he realized the gag was a gag made of Evil Poopsicle poo. He bit it and swallowed and bit down again as he turned into an Evil Poopsicle man. He slipped out of his bonds and searched for a sword, then he dispatched countless Evil Poopsicles with discord. As he cleaved and he hacked, he slashed and he wacked every Evil Poopsicle Clan Man in the pack.
When all was done and all settled Lumpy spit out the shit, and he rubbed his sore ass as he heard a, "psst...psst." It was the Oopsicle Princess all covered in poo and she wimpered seductively, "Hey, I haven't had you." Lumpy's Evil Poopsicle stick reacted and what a delight, but Lumpy was still Lumpy and could not bear the sight. He huffed and he puffed and and they mingled all night.
In the morning, poor Lumpy was tired as hell and reverted back into his old body as well. The princess, she noticed and a sweet song she sung, titled, "By the Gods you are hung!!!" He quicly covered himself and pulled up his trousers, the last thing poor Lumpy wanted to do was arouse her. He explained had come to her rescue and said that, "the other Oopsicles solemly miss you!" Yet she ripped off his pants and they started to dance, as they smoked smelly poo weed and watched green lava lamps. It took a few days and gay songs to boot for the princess to let Lumpy put back on his suit.
He returned her right back to her Oopsicle lair, and she gave him a medal saying "Switch Hitting Player." They hugged and they kissed and they danced two days more, then Lumpy popped the question and the princess was floored. Yet, she spoke; "Now listen you stunning hero and lover. I could never marry to you nor another. Don't you see? Your daddy, Floyd Nippleskin...is my Brother."
The End
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